Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
