Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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