Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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