i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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