hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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