paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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