so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i wish my penis had a tongue
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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