You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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