last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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