then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You don't make any sense
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We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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