Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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