At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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