he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
