Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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