Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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