it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
