Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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