Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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