11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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