On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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