yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
