question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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