hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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