Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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