So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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