If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
the condom got lost in my hair
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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