I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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