school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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