is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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