wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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