All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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