yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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