I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
A+ Viking dick
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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