Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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