DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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