he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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