Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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