I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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