508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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