its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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