this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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