Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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