There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Panties = found
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize