I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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