I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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