Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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