I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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