I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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