capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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