Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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