she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
