My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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