He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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