A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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