Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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