Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
