Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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