I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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